ejbeachy:

Fun Fact: Quiet people are aware that they are quiet. They don’t need you to point it out to them. They know. Please stop. 

taggedrne:

taggedrne:

when ur iphone charger starts wearing a turtleneck u know the end is coming

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dicksplit:

*Baby starts crying on a plane*

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"Don’t marry a man unless you would be proud to have a son exactly like him."


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50shadesofyodaddysdick:

boyfriend: what’s for dinner?

me:

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@thatssomegoodshit 😏😂